The
Young and the Deathless
A soap opera starlet falls for her
gorgeous new co-star. The only problem? He's an angel of
death!
Death is NOT Amorous:
How Romeo Got It Wrong
Turns out
sometimes Shakespeare was wrong. Juliet decides to ditch Romeo
after she hears him ranting about Death's amorousness. Hilarity
ensues as Andrew tries to prove to the young Capulet that he is not
amorous and that stabbing yourself is really, really stupid. As
is drinking poison. And engaging in feuds. And killing
yourself over someone you seriously just met a week ago. I mean
c'mon!?!?
Everything is Unrequited
Some chick
falls madly in love with an angel of death despite knowing he can never
reciprocate. She then spends 10 years running a fan club about
the guy. Oh wait... that belongs in the Biography section.
Oops. Silly me!
The 40 Million Year Old Virgin
I hear it's getting turned into a movie starring
Steve Carell!
I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick
The inspiring
true story of a web site owner who decided to make a list of
hypothetical romance novels starring Andrew. Looking for ideas,
she then decided to search romance novels on Amazon.com. She saw
titles and covers that made her blush, read descriptions she probly
shouldn't have and started to feel a lil wobbly. So then she
started looking at photos of Andrew.
And
so I did! Seriously, this list was sposed to be longer but...
creepiness on Amazon...