Okay, so earlier today I casually mentioned that the following photo made me think Andrew should be on the cover of a romance novel.  Lest anyone think I'm turning my back on my no angel shipping and no consummating of angel/human relationships policies I did say it'd be a one-sided romance novel.  Below I offer some suggestions for the title of said romance novel and a brief synopsis for each.

Enjoy!
Jenni or Elisandra Rosina (that just sounds like a cliche romance novelist name to me)



The Young and the Deathless
A soap opera starlet falls for her gorgeous new co-star.  The only problem?  He's an angel of death!

Death is NOT Amorous:
How Romeo Got It Wrong
Turns out sometimes Shakespeare was wrong.  Juliet decides to ditch Romeo after she hears him ranting about Death's amorousness.  Hilarity ensues as Andrew tries to prove to the young Capulet that he is not amorous and that stabbing yourself is really, really stupid.  As is drinking poison.  And engaging in feuds.  And killing yourself over someone you seriously just met a week ago.  I mean c'mon!?!?

Everything is Unrequited
Some chick falls madly in love with an angel of death despite knowing he can never reciprocate.  She then spends 10 years running a fan club about the guy.  Oh wait... that belongs in the Biography section.  Oops.  Silly me!

The 40 Million Year Old Virgin
I hear it's getting turned into a movie starring Steve Carell!


I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick
The inspiring true story of a web site owner who decided to make a list of hypothetical romance novels starring Andrew.  Looking for ideas, she then decided to search romance novels on Amazon.com.  She saw titles and covers that made her blush, read descriptions she probly shouldn't have and started to feel a lil wobbly.  So then she started looking at photos of Andrew.

And so I did!  Seriously, this list was sposed to be longer but... creepiness on Amazon...