Just for anyone who has joined us since
the last time we did this feature: In the beginning of JABB, I
regularly got emails with questions that were just... I'm gonna be
blunt... stupid. Most revolved around whether I was Mr. Dye (this
despite multiple places on the site stating I was not him and was, in
fact, a teenager named Jenni) or whether I could give them tidbits
about his personal life (even if I had them [didn't]... no). But,
occasionally, I'd get some questions about TBAA and its
characters. So I introduced this feature as a way to cope without
banging my head on a desk. Thankfully, the actual stupid
questions dried up so we've been making them up for a while. But
these... the first two are actually based off things I've seen pondered
on TBAA boards over the years. Yikes. Anyhow, do NOT take
the answers seriously. They are, as the title suggests, as stupid
as the questions. :-) --Jenni
Is Adam supposed to be the same
person as Adam from Genesis?
A: Yep. Adam is, indeed, the first man. See... usually
angels are created and not dead humans. But Adam owed his first
wife, Lilith, a bunch of alimony. And he just couldn't pay it off
in one mortal life time. So he had to take on the AOD gig to make
some money. Also, he needs it to fund Cain's anger management
classes. And also his suit collection. Suits are much more
expensive than leaves, as you can imagine.
Q: Wouldn't Tess and Adam
make a great couple?
A: Sure. Because I think it's always a good sign that two
people are meant to be together when one enjoys playing piano and the
other tells him to knock it off. And, like we all know, when a
man and woman are close they obviously MUST wind up romantically
involved. I mean there's just really no other alternative!
Like they could actually just be true, platonic, loving
*friends.* Right... Maybe Alexander could be ring-bearer.
Q: Is Adam on
Facebook? Will he be my Farmville friend?
A: Sure! Cause Adam has absolutely nothing better to do
than harvest fake crops and tend fake animals. He's obtained
mastery on over 40 types of crops!!! But watch out... he will
steal your fake turkeys and bring them over to his Adam's Turkey Haven
Farmville. And he also sends waaay too many status updates when
achieves a new level in that mafia game.
Q: If I turn off the
lights in my bathroom, stare into the
mirror, turn around three times, chant "Adam the AOD," and do a jig...
is it true that Adam will appear in the mirror and grant me three
A: Yes... But don't let the secret out. Shhh...
I'm still waiting for my pot of gold, TBAA Season 5 DVD set, and a
Starbucks in my basement and I don't want him to get angry and not send
Okay... in all
seriousness... happy observed Adam's birthday,
everyone! I hope ya'll have fun thinking back on TBAA's first AOD
and the message he and his successors brought us... God loves you and
life never ends!
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